Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Sunday, July 09, 2006
Tiny Varitek Child #1: Daddy, I want a pony.
Tek: Now honey, you know that you're not old enough to take of a pony right now.
Tiny Varitek Child #1: *throws chin high fast ball*
Tek: *looks at child sitting happily on pony, confused*
Tiny Varitek Child #2: Daddy, I want this guy to sing at my birthday.
Tek: Absolutely not. That is not for children.
Tiny Varitek Child #2: Hmmph! *throws chin high fastball*
Tek: *covers the eyes of children and wife as singing occurs*
The baby: Daa! Yeep Papeeee!!!!
Tek: Oh, yes you are the funniest baby in the world. Silly, babies can't get David Ortiz tattoos! Hee hee!
The baby: *throws chin high fastball*
Tek: *blinks rapidly as he inspects his tattooed and blinged out baby*
Tek: *wanders into kitchen* Honey, I had the weirdest day today. Honestly, I'm not even sure if I'm dreaming or awake.
Mrs. Tek: Jason, I thought I asked you to mow the lawn.
Tek: I will, I promise. But it's really hot out today and I'd like to watch my new Civil War documentary DVD this afternoon while I have some time off.
Mrs. Tek: *narrows eyes, throws chin high fastball*
Tek: *suddenly finds himself on riding lowmower* Dammit.